of big plans and brain tumours

So i have been getting these sharp pains in my left temple (my left, not yours) and it has been happening now for the last couple of weeks. Finally today the stress of wondering what it could be caused by, led me to look up the symptoms of a brain tumour, which only perpetuated the problem.

You see, the symptoms of a brain tumour are vague and generalized, and they make a point of telling you that the symptoms could also be many other things, so even if you have a few of them it might not be what you think. Also, supposedly, many brain tumours go undetected for a long time because they have NO symptoms. But you can't go for screening because it's not a common enough illness. WTF!!! Even if it's not common, i wanna know if i have it! Wouldn't you? Needless to say, i left my search even more perplexed than i was when i started it.

Anyway, i can't let my possible brain tumour get in the way right now - i'm planning on getting on a plane in 36 days, and i'm very excited. This is a new chapter of my life, and if it includes a brain tumour, well then, the tumour is just gonna have to get used to the fact that if it wants to live with me, it will have to obey the rules and do some chores to earn its keep. I think that's only fair, don't you?